Thursday, November 22, 2007

Wiseman

You keep talking of legend and lore,
Oh do shut up! your such a bore.
Open your mouth and let out a roar,
Close your nose and try to snore.

Take that sword and learn to dance,
No, dont get into your freaky trance.
Vice and versa is your life,
Its nice in bed with your wife.

On and on and on you drone,
why make me pay without a loan?
I crawl and claw out of the room,
Over your head, a dancing broom.

Hug and hump and hog yourself,
Put your body on a shelf.
I'l take her home, your bonnie lass,
Dont you worry, i hid your head in the trash.

4 comments:

Florence R. said...

You keep talking of legend and lore,
Oh do shut up! your such a bore.
Open your mouth and let out a roar,
Close your nose and try to snore.


sm1 must be a real bore to be worth writing about :P

i miss this Vin..m so glad he's back
*hugs*

∂αѕ ¢нαмäℓєση said...

Awwwwwhhhh Flowiee!!

*Hugzzz

ps - That was my math teacher, real bore :P

My Foot? said...

rofl! loved this one! too darn good! more more! we want more!

Miss. Mystic said...

nice one man!! long time since i read urs..but ur guud keep it up ...n put dis one on poetry.com